Top This Six-Word Racing Story and WIN ALL OF THE V12 ENGINES!!!

"Wheelerguy" (wheelerguy) 04/16/2015 at 10:37 • Filed to: Six-Word Car Stories

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It's really simple: come up with an insane, crazy, scary, horrifying, exciting, exhilirating, amazing, and shocking six-word racing story.

Here's mine: Rainy Isle of Man night race.

Hey, don't worry, you'll be perfe—*crash**bang**blang**boom*

Oh, hey, look! The left front shock went through my chest. How did I not see or feel that? *realizes that it's midnight in Isle of Man*

*dies*

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Wheelerguy 04/16/2015 at 10:44

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So, there really *is* blinker fluid...

Wheelerguy > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 04/16/2015 at 10:47

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15 minutes later... it's getting scary.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Wheelerguy 04/16/2015 at 10:49

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150mph, suddenly saw a tread split ...

jariten1781 > Wheelerguy 04/16/2015 at 11:14

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Duno and Maldonado mate, kid races

tromoly > Wheelerguy 04/16/2015 at 11:53

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Um, problem is motorcycles are prohibited from driving on the Isle of Man at night.

whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU > Wheelerguy 04/16/2015 at 12:35

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Talent ran out halfway through corner

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > Wheelerguy 04/16/2015 at 12:38

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I'm'a combine this AND six word scifi!

Dakar Mars; This time it's personal.

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t 04/16/2015 at 12:39

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or maybe:

Dakar Mars, lost, oxygen running low.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Wheelerguy 04/16/2015 at 18:47

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Upcoming hairpin, brake pedal does nothing.

Wheelerguy > tromoly 04/16/2015 at 21:33

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It's fiction.

Wheelerguy > whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU 04/16/2015 at 21:35

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AKA most gentlemen drivers ever.

bob and john > Wheelerguy 04/17/2015 at 08:27

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Just saying, Isle of man does race in the rain